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एक वृद्ध ट्रेन में सफर कर रहा था, संयोग से वह कोच खाली था। तभी 8-10 लड़के उस कोच में आये और बैठ कर मस्ती करने लगे। एक ने कहा - "चलो, जंजीर खीचते है". दूसरे ने कहा - "यहां लिखा है 500 रु जुर्माना ओर 6 माह की कैद." तीसरे ने कहा - "इतने लोग है चंदा कर के 500 रु जमा कर देंगे." चन्दा इकट्ठा किया गया तो 500 …

A boy meets a ghost. The ghost is also a young man. Little boy:  How did you die? Ghost:  I got hit by a car. Little boy:  Were you trying to cross the road? Ghost:  Something like that. Little boy:  What do you mean? Ghost:  I was trying to save someone. Little boy:  But why? Ghost:  I didn’t want her to get hurt. Little boy:  Yo…

A guy meets a girl. They date for a year and for some reason the guy breaks-up with her. One fine day, they bump into each other on the street. Guy:  Hi, you look prettier than before. Girl:  Many people think I’m beautiful. Guy:  Yes, I know that. You’re pretty, very kind and wonderful. Who’s the lucky guy? Girl:  I’m single. Guy…

A boy and a girl were the best of friends. They could talk and talk for what seemed like hours, spending all their time on the phone. And when they were speaking to each other it was like there was nothing wrong in the world, they could never be unhappy or sad in those moments. One day, the girl texted the boy and he didn’t reply …

Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main, Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi. Ek dost hai kaccha pakka sa, Ek jhooth hai aadha saccha sa. jazbaat ko dhake ek parda bas, Ek bahana hai accha sa. Jeevan ka ek aisa saathi hai, J o door ho ke pass nahin. Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main, Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi. Hawa ka ek suhana jhonkha hai, Kabhi n…